Jack's new endeavor

Not only did he spend his spring break working on the driveway extension, he bought himself a banjo.  We wish him good luck.  

What's the difference between a macaw and a banjo?

One is loud, obnoxious and noisy, the other is a bird.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who can play the banjo but doesn't.

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than a banjo player?

Two banjo players.

What's worse than two banjo players?

Nothing.

The banjo is a divine instrument.

Man plays it but only God knows why.