Not only did he spend his spring break working on the driveway extension, he bought himself a banjo. We wish him good luck. What's the difference between a macaw and a banjo?
One is loud, obnoxious and noisy, the other is a bird.
What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who can play the banjo but doesn't.
What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's worse than a banjo player?
Two banjo players.
What's worse than two banjo players?
Nothing.
The banjo is a divine instrument.
Man plays it but only God knows why.
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