Guess what we watched yesterday, a movie within my Top 5 All Time Faves! If I had more time to think on it, I might even move it up into the Top 3, but I don’t think I want to get that bold on a Monday morning without pondering it thoroughly. Here are just a few reasons why I love it and it makes me laugh so hard.
Sorry if you are not a fan. This will seem like a big waste of space to you, but au contraire.
I think it means you need to watch it again and catch all of these.
Harry: Hi, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Hi, Harry.
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.
Harry: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah. He was pretty old.
Harry: Skis, huh?
Beth: That's right!
Harry: Great! They yours?
Beth: Uh-huh.
Harry: Both of 'em?
Beth: Yes.
Harry: Ah... cool
Lloyd: What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?
Harry: No, it was a girl.
Harry: Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry: According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.
State Trooper: Pull over! Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
^^Gary’s favorite line and sound to imitate and it is truly the most annoying sound in the world, probably universe. Thanks, Jim Carrey.
Lloyd: [to motorcycle cop] Tic-Tac, sir?
Harry: (learning Lloyd traded the van for a minibike) Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Lloyd: I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
Lloyd: [after getting off the minibike with Harry frozen to his back] Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?
Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I can't feel my fingers, they're numb!
Lloyd: Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Harry: Extra gloves? You've had extra gloves this whole time?
Lloyd: Uh yeah, we are in the Rockies. Jeez!
Lloyd: [Harry is choking him barehanded on a picnic table in Aspen] Harry, your hands are freezing.
Lloyd: I want to ask you a question... straight out, flat out... and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well Lloyd... that's difficult to say... you really don't...
Lloyd: Hit me! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: [Gulps] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like... one out of a million.
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah!
Lloyd: Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.
Nicholas Andre: Open it up. Open it up!
Lloyd: [Motioning to Mary] Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. Hurry.
Nicholas Andre: What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?
Lloyd: That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.
Lloyd: [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out]
Bikini Girl: Hi guys. We're going on a national bikini tour, and we're looking for two oil boys who can grease us up before each competition.
Harry: You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.
Bikini Girl: [baffled] Okay, thanks.
[the doors close and the bus drives off. After a second, Lloyd turns to Harry]
Lloyd: Do you realize what you've done?!!
[they run after the bus]
Lloyd: HEY! HEY!
Harry: Lloyd! Lloyd!
[the bus stops and opens the doors]
Lloyd: [panting] You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.
THE END
P.S.
P.S.S. BTW, we’re ones who sit in the theatre and watch until the last credit rolls, no matter what kind of movie. Well, on this one, it’s especially a shame if you don’t and you miss the extra funnies.
You skipped my favorite line...
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