Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween Headlines

GIRL HAS FOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES HALLOWEEN WEEK
DIFFERENT COSTUMES REQUIRED!




GIRL FINDS SKULL IN OWN YARD
OVERGROWN LANDSCAPE CITED AS ISSUE




SIR KNIGHTLY STUBBORNALOT MAKES APPEARANCE
ATTRIBUTES COSTUME BASICS TO "GRANDMOM"
RELIEVED MOM FINDS SHIELDS FOR $1 EACH AT FIRST STORE TRIED




SAME GRANDMA LINKED TO RED RIDING HOOD IMPERSONATOR
GIRL SAYS WITH SMILE, GRANDMA "MADE THE CAPE"







RECORD-SETTING OCTOBER RAINFALL FINALLY STOPS!

TRICK-OR-TREATNG GOES ON
HALLOWEEN SAVED!






SIGHTING OF GRUESOME GRIM REAPERJACK




ADDITIONAL EVIL-DOERS SPOTTED

GLEN CARBON GANG TERRORIZING YOUNGER KIDS


MILITARY MAN SERVES TO PROTECT NEIGHBORHOOD FROM EVIL AND TRICKERY
DUTY CUT SHORT BY TWIX-INDUCED AILMENT
ATE 9 IN QUICK SUCCESSION
VOWS 'NO TWIX EVER AGAIN'





REAL CHARACTERS COME OUT HALLOWEEN NIGHT






GUEST FROM CHAMPAIGN GIVES REMARKABLE PORTRAYAL OF CAROWHINE

ALLEGEDLY BEGAN DAY WITH WINNING 5K 'FOR AGE GROUP'


ASSAULTED BY SHOE TAG REMOVAL GIRL WITH WEAPON


SHAMED BY 'CURBED ENTHUSIASM' AT LOCAL PARADE


ENDS CRAZY DAY SPREE WITH *THREE* SEPARATE SONIC ORDERS FROM BACKWARDS-ROLLING VAN


ROSS OUT OF CONTROL?






GILL KIDS SUBSIST ON CANDY-ONLY MEALS
DAD REPORTEDLY 'IN WOODS'
MOM OFF DEEP END

1 comment:

  1. This is way better than T.V. We loved the pictures and the Captions! Keep them coming. The haunted spooks seem to have chased the deer from the woods, too bad for Gary, Love, Grandma and Grandpa

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